Jacob Menden,
Friend of the 
Magazine. Experienced 
Tuxnaut shooting off sparks spamming the night of civilizational desolation with flares of the fat of the exquisite corpses of the archons as the misty shroud pulled backa in inda PIE transcendence uh de tung tung tung of de night. Visions of Ohio and a 'pataphysical inscription of speed. Energetic character art and high dynamism narrative environments.
Midwestern Day Dissenter Naruto for the Tortured Network Spirit Among the Ruins. Either that makes sense or it's the most retarded thing i've ever read