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Grimaldis
Episode 3: "Clog'd"
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Grimaldis ep. 2

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c̵̡̬͙̊̍́ḽ̴̛̛͙͖̜̖̙̹͕̻̤̗̖̺̉́̈́̀̍̉̅̉́̓͒͊̂͗̈́̊̍̅̈͆̈́͘͝i̷̢̛͉̠̤̱̰̓̽́͋̎̀̒̌̿̑́́̾̓͊́̊̑͆̈́͒͠͠͠ͅc̴̡̡̨̡̣͕̟̼̝̳̻̦͖͍̟̰̳͒͌̊̋̇̈͂́́̈̄̉̐̏͆̍͆̚͜͜͝ḣ̶̡̨̛̛͕͖̹̖̲̱͙͖̜̝͙̥̱̜̩͎̥̞͚̦̮̭̬̙̾́̃̄̈̄̆͋̇͛̔͐̈́̋̑̏̚͜͝͠ͅ ̵̤͚̬̭͈̖̖̼͍͉̤̤͋̓̽̊͌ͅͅh̴͓̖̰̀̒̏͛͛͒̔͂̿́̀̾̚͝ẻ̵̡͇̞̟͍̬̰̯͍͚̯̺͉̣̖̯̘͙̘̩̣̩̱̽̓͐̏͐͒̐̽̎̌́̕͜͜ĕ̶̢̡̡̡̛̬͍̫̯͎͙̖̯̜̲̣̤̱̳͔̜̲̱̭̙͙̮̤͐͋̀̋͆͋̔͛̔͑̄̀̒̃̆͜͜͠ͅr̴̛͎͈̞͉̞̝̦̳͓̼̋̅̑̒̉̓͐̇́̂́̄̿̿͘ ̷̨̗̹̹̮̘̰̜̦͚̩̊̍̌̒͌͆̈́̀̚f̴̨̪̺̫̈̈̍̔̏̈̄͆̔̇͑̽͆̑́͋͛͗̈͑̀̀̽̑͂͂͠͠ơ̷̡̧͉̭̳̳̬͚͓͇̭̩̗̥̞̝̯̝͚̤̞̔́͗̐̒̾͆͋́̈́͂́̋́̌͛̋̄̈́͒̑̄̿̎̕ͅͅr̴̨̘̰͓͚̻̼͈͓͚̬̱̯̬͉̪̫̀̈́͗̽̍̈̆̇̓ͅ ̴̧̨̼̳͇̻̟͖͚͖̩͚͎̳̟̪̠̜͔̹͓̳̝͚̲̞͈̠̈́̑̃͒͌̀̅̓̃̆̔͂̂̂́̍̇͆̅͑͐͗̆̕̕ͅţ̷̛͙̼̭̮͙̭͚̱̫͙̱͈̞̟̠̪͚͔̦̗̺̺̭͙͌͑̈́̃̏̿̈́̋̌̈́̈̌̅̈̀̋͠h̸̢̨͖͔͙͓̯͔͕̒̉͛e̶̦̱̻͎͆͛̊͛͂̋̔̌̐̕͝ ̷͇̻̰͔̗̹̜͍͚̪͎̣̣͈͆̅͒̍̓͊̋̌̾̀͆̀̀̄̾̉̃̒͊̑͒͘͘̚͝͠͝f̸̡̞͚͊̇̊̈́͋̉̏͂͋̽͌̇̔̿͐̔͂͒̾̈̂̅̈́̋́̌́͜͝͝u̴̮̭͕͎̤̫͌̇͌̂͗͐͒̌̔̇͂̕͝n̸̨̹̬̈́̿ņ̷̛̻̼̥̜̗̼̫̯̖̙̦̜̺͕̗̙̗͕̰͎̮̞̹͍̑́̒͛͆́͛̋́̉̋͂̑̓͌̀̆̆̽͐̕͝͝y̷̧̧̛̤̹̤̩̼̯̩̣̱̘͇̗͙͎͓̤̦͓̞̪̘̰͎̤͋̓̀̃͐̈́͑͛͐̽͑̿͒͊͆͂͛̇͌̉͛̎̿̽̕̚͜͠͠ ̴̡̛̼̻̟̘̳͙͍̭̲͓̱̰͚̼̦͉̫͕̱̪͚͍̘̇̎͐͌̈́̈́͆͒̽͒̒̆̚̕͝͠v̸̢̨̨̗̗͚͍̬͓̼̗͙͇̯̘̜̤͓̳̟̟̖̘͎̯̬̱̌̍͛͂̅̽̿̂͋̽̑̑̿̏̓̕̕ȉ̸̛̮̙̗̅̂̓̈́̍͂̒͆͛̈̌̕͘͘͝d̵̛̤͇̜̳̙͎͐͗̔͆͒̆̆͐͆̓̇̈́̊͐́͌̊́̿̌̈́̔͌̇̈́͘̕̚̕ͅȅ̴̛͚͎͕̙̞̥͒̀̈́̏͋̎̎̎̀͂̈̒̂͐͑̅͒͘͝͠ơ̷̻̱͍̈́͑͊̀͛̅͐͆̐̓̈̌̿̽͐̾̆͠

c̷̤̹͈̎͌͗̔̅́̄̍̌͝͝l̶̢̢̧̳̦͇͈̝̞̮̰͓͓͉̽͂̇̈́̊̐̍̎̅̿̍͐͆į̴̛̜̪͍͚͓̦̜̮̜̭̅̈́̇̀̐̄͂̃͗̉̓̒̕ć̸̰͚̮͕̻̗̾͌͑̎̐̓͌̏̽̕͘͝h̶͎̺̬͍̎͜ ̶̨̘͓̻̌̅̆̀̚ͅȟ̵̢͉͕̹̹͕͖̤̘͍̤͈e̶͖̳̘̫͒͐́̽ȩ̶̧̨̛̝̘̼̯͕̰̪͖̝͒̀r̵̯̙̲͇̱͂̈́̔̅̇́͗̑̄̌̄͆̆̕ͅ ̵̡̨̬̳̘̆̊͆͑̐̈̏͛̑̕f̶̝̻̔́̽̿͝͠ơ̶̛̹̝͉̥͕̯̔́̂̐̐͠ṙ̵̨̧̪̼̖̣̪ ̷̢̢̪͚͇̗͍̲̖͔̟̝̦̠̾̋͑̀̎̅̉̈́̑̑̋̇͜t̵͇̠̲͓̣͇̊̓̅͑̅̉͑̑̄h̵͉̪͈͈͖͚̹̹͖̤͙̔̌̑̒̈́̀̾͗̍͜͠ȩ̵̡͉̣͈̺̞̿̂̔ ̴̝̮̦̤͎̝̺̳͖̼͇́͑̏͂͜͝͠f̸̛͍̅͗͘͝ų̴̨̧͔̳͎̿̈́̽͊͜n̵̡̺̙̖̖͇̄͛̍̓͠n̴͕͈̹͉͎̝͚̩̦̳̹̆͊͋̆͐͊̅̎̋̍́͘͜͜͝͝y̶̛̟̘͔̟̺͖̠̅͂̅̈́̂̋̈́̈́̇̈̇̎͝͝ ̶̧̢̥̲͔̝̤̫̥̲̙͙̞͑͂̆̇͂͒͜͠͝v̸̨̢͕̞͍̥̙͕̜̘̈́̓́̑̈́͠i̴͈̜̺͓̤̼̠̅ͅḑ̷̩͎̲͔͖̫̮͒͑͗̋̂̈̂̾̂͜ͅȅ̴̳͕̩͓͙̥̖̣ǒ̵̬́̌̃̀̋͗̇̋̄̅̈̉̌͘

c̴͕̰̜̈́̽͛͜͜l̴̢̀͌͌i̵̭͚̮͗͗͆̂̋̓̇͊ç̸͍͇͚̯͇̟̯̥̠̅̎̀̓ḩ̷̫͌͆̈͑̋̽̊͛̎̚ ̴͚̟̰͈͙̾̉̍̀͝͠h̸̢̢̜̪̮͉̪̫̗̪́̿ë̶̛̦̝̮̯́̐̽͝͝ę̷̺͉̩̫̤̀̍̎̀̓̒̔́̒r̴̨̤̬̺̓̍̐̈́̚ ̶̛̜͕̱̻̮̀̀̌̊̚͠͝f̴̛̟͙͓̥͎̩͑̊͛̑͜͠o̵̩̭͗̆̏̀̒̀̈̈̈̏r̷͇̦̤͓̤͛̉́͋̔̽̚ ̷̛̻̦̩̮̟̫̗͛̃̈́͒͋̕͝ṫ̶̢̫͔̣̩̤̘̏̑̓͌̈͘h̷̢̞̪̩̤͚͈̗͖͓̔̈̓̇̎̈̓̏͑e̵̡̫̗̔̉̓̒͆̚̕͜͠ ̶̧̥̥̦͕͍̺̈́͛̆̃f̶̨͔̪͙̬̮̮̆͛̅̈́͘͜u̴̖͔͉̜̳͚̜͋͆̀̑͊̔n̴͓̲̑́͌̋̍̕͝n̴̻̰̬͉̗͐y̶̩͚͓̝͎̪̘̥͕͌̌̈́̿̅̍̍͆ ̴͓͔͍́v̸̧̙̭̝̯͇̪͗̾̅̾͊̒ͅi̵̹͉͝d̵̡̧͔̗͈̊̊̊̇̀̈̔͐͘͝e̴̛̹̱̞͎̝͍̪̣̜̩̎͛̾̋͐̾́̍̑o̸̡̨̳͇͉͕͚̲̬̹̍͆̋̈́̈́̈́̚

c̵̬̪͙̎l̵̖̀̅̈́̐̚ͅi̸̖̪͕͊̃c̷̛͔̽͂ḩ̴̪͔̱͊̓̒ ̴̛͍̙͉̕h̵̳͉̜͒̂͂ḙ̶͒̀e̶̡̠̽͑̓̌ͅr̵̜͕̗̜͋ ̵̗̘̘̮̇͐̊͝f̵̻̏͘ó̶̡̩͊̈́͜r̵̟͋͐̎̀͝ ̵̗̝̗̮̣̈́̍̅̿͝ţ̶̮͔̳͋̔h̷̩̩̞͓͝e̸̱͗̔̆̾͑ ̴̗̹̰͋̈́̕͝ͅf̵͍̬̜͛͒ͅu̷͕̠̲͋͂̇̾͜n̵̳̈́͆n̵͕̥̬̼̐̀ỷ̶͙͋͋ ̶̢͇̔̃̾͒̊v̶͎̖̦̼̑͐̉̔̂i̶̺̊̌̌͝͠d̶̜̫̝̙̄e̸̬̲̹͇̰̊̌͛̎o̸̗͈̘̞̱̚
č̴̬̻̇̐l̶̛͍̖̐i̵͔͆ͅc̷̝̜̼͆͌h̷̫̬́͒̂͜ ̶̙͔͂̈̌h̷͎͆͂ȅ̶̢̺̻e̶̺̿̍̌r̷̻̊̋̂ ̷̱̖̓͂f̸̦̭͐ǒ̷̝r̵̞͇̓̓͗ ̷̺́t̷̩̂h̶̻̃̕e̴͉͉͠͝ ̶̩͑̐̀f̷͚̲̅̂u̸̼͒̂n̵͓̞̜̉͂n̶̪̟͑̚y̸̡̗̦̅̉͠ ̶̫̈́̓́v̷͎̖͓̔͑î̸͍̖d̴̬̬̈e̸̤̋̈́ō̷̱͔̼̎͘

c̷̳̕ḽ̴̹̿í̴̧̧̎c̸̝̓h̵̼́̂ ̴̘͇́h̴̥̽ê̸̙͔͘e̷̹̼͌͘r̷̺̟̅ ̷̖̻̽͒f̸̭́o̷̡͈̒r̷̢̹̊̚ ̸̍ͅṭ̷̎͘h̶̞͐ę̵̛ ̴̱̔̍f̶͚͍̉̓u̷̮̠̓͛ň̴̝̽n̶̠̋y̴̳͙͆ ̷̥̀̉v̴̞̮̀ḯ̴̛͚d̸͙̈́̇e̵̡̱͆̇o̷͕̓

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The Monster Queen

The monster queen was very mean.
She hit the king and made him scream. 
She threw all her subjects into a prison. 
She made them eat bricks without a decision. 
But out of their ranks there arose a hero, 
determined to reduce the monster queen to zero. 
One day when she was making her rounds, 
stomping poor prisoners hands on the grounds, 
the hero came crashing down the hall on a swinging chandelier 
and filled the monster queen with fear, 
and when his swinging brought him near 
he thrust a spear through the monster Queen‘s ear, 
squishing her brain as if it were deer. 
Deer meat, as it were, and it was, to be clear --
the queen had been made in a lab by a queer 
(in the old sense) type of wizard 
who meant to use a lizard, 
but stuffed full of beer, his head wasn’t clear, 
and he reached for the closest and nearest thing near. 
And the deer brain he used had been more than abused, 
it was rotting from sitting in the cellar, unused, 
alone in a jar on a shelf by the bar
pickling and popping in solution of tar. 
Thus was the monster queen built from a beast 
with the head of a hippo and the arms of a priest (of Mars) and scars 
on her hairy horse legs, that whoever sees her for his very life begs, 
but that is all over and done now, her body was burned, 
and the wizard was drowned down in the moat
and from his bones they constructed a boat 
whose sail was the stretched out skin of a goat 
and whose anchor was cast in the hero's form
and they sailed the ship out to be sunk by a storm
to slumber forever in the ocean's dark dorm

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